TMI TMI TMI- If you don't want to know about my Sex Life, Look AWAY

Today is my anniversary- 3 years. I decided to try out the new apparatus... AKA the diaphragm for protection.

NOT A GOOD IDEA. It is like trying to fit a rogue pop-up tent into the back of a VW Beetle with a blindfold on. And did I mention that it can only go in ONE WAY??? The fucking thing kept popping open or twisting upside down.

I had to have Damon put it in for me. THAT'S sexy.

Not.