I, Lauren Bradshaw, being of sound mind, did just shit my pants.
When pregnant, my bowels don't give me much warning- However, this is the first time, in my adult life that something slipped past the guard-
I just could not get out of my chair quickly enough... I can't decide if I can tell Damon or not- He is still teasing my about my sneeze pee-
What other embarrassments have I left to experience? In this pregnancy, I have thrown up ON TOP of a closed toilet seat and all over the bathroom, peed myself, and now I have shit my pants.
Pregnancy is SO BEAUTIFUL, isn't it.
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