Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Look Ma' NO Butt Cheek Contact!!!

I am back at work today and attempting to "sit" without actual cheek to chair contact. I feel like a cartoon character. I am sitting on this weird contemporary stool that has a 30 degree slant on the seat. I am sitting on it backwards (so the slant falls under my bum) and curving my spine so I do not put any pressure on my assbone. Additionally, I have a ziploc full of ice placed daintly between my butt-cheeks and I make an "I'm wearing an adult diaper" sound when I walk.

I am the epitomy of sexy pregnant lady, if I must say so myself.

This morning I looked down and I could see my belly just past my boobs. Apparently, baby took the time I was sacked out on the couch as an opportunity to grow.

I have an appointment with my midwife in 2 weeks. I am really looking forward to it. This will be a diagnostic type and we will learn if things are going as they should and they will adjust my due date as necessary (I think they might move it up a little). I always feel better after an appointment, it is nice to know things are going well and that we are on target... And of course hearing that sweet little heartbeat is always precious too.

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